Do not wonder why I am such a bitch,
I shall write a book...
A testament to every human who breezed into my life,
only to have my middle finger wave goodbye...
Alas, I take pride in knowing, that there is no other bitch
as skilled as I...
I must pay homage to all the dip shits and dumb asses,
The world would be a lot less entertaining for me if it
weren't for you...
Please, continue on with your bad selves,
Spewing your stupidity with the grace of a scholar...
I shall crack a beer and watch your shit show,
Because I have time to kill before the next season of The
Walking Dead...
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